Reasons my new phone should judge me.

Reason #1- I dropped a phone in water.

Reason #2- I shattered a phone by dropping it on a tiled kitchen floor.

Reason #3- I washed a phone during an ice storm.... do you know hard it is to replace a phone in an ice storm?

Reason #4- I used a phone so much that the screen started going blank after only one year.

Reason #5- I flushed a phone down the toilet.

No one in their right mind should let me have this. 

But they did.

Heaven help me. 

AK