Reason #2- I shattered a phone by dropping it on a tiled kitchen floor.
Reason #3- I washed a phone during an ice storm.... do you know hard it is to replace a phone in an ice storm?
Reason #4- I used a phone so much that the screen started going blank after only one year.
Reason #5- I flushed a phone down the toilet.
No one in their right mind should let me have this.
But they did.
Heaven help me.